What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

Sarah Palin Jokes More Sarah Palin Jokes

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

Dyslexia Jokes More Dyslexia Jokes

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia