What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

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What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

Which country has the highest number of foolish people?

Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish

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What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

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Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia