What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

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What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Why was the little shoe sad?

I'm here all night

What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

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Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia

What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia