What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

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Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Where's your bin?

A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"

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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

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Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call an agnostic?

An athe-ish.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.