You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Put a peg on it's nose !
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Because they are sold out to crackers!
a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly
Because it was charged with battery.
They come out at night!
There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Insomnia
Dyslexia
