What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Why do melons always have well planned weddings ?

They can'telope !

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What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.