What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

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What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia