Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.