Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.