Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.