Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.