Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!