Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

Insist Jokes More Insist Jokes

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

Big Wedding Jokes More Big Wedding Jokes

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.