Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

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Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

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Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

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What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.