Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.