Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

What is a virgin's least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!