What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.