What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.