What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

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What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

Why did the melons have a big wedding?

Well, they cantaloupe