What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why did the melons have a big wedding?

Well, they cantaloupe