Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

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Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars