Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do we want?

Race car noises. When do we want them? Neoooooooooooooooooooooow

Why did the chicken go to KFC?

A: He wanted to see a chicken strip.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

Astronomer Jokes More Astronomer Jokes

What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble."

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.