Afternoon Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics !

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

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Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

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Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from?

Vlasic Park

Sorry Teacher Jokes More Sorry Teacher Jokes

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

Astronomer Jokes More Astronomer Jokes

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.