Afternoon Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics !

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

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Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

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You spend a large fortune

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

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Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak?

Cuatro sinko

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What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

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What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

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What's the best wood to make a golf club out of?

Taiga Wood

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.