How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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Why Can't the Guy Addicted to Brake Fluid Quit?

He couldn't stop.

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

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Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

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Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

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How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.