How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

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How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.