How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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It grows a Moostache.

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I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

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A sadder day.

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Because he had a membership.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.