How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Jerusalem Jokes More Jerusalem Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.