How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

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Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

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What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday?

Kate's back.

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

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Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.