Math hue.
Fridays.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
Because seven ate nine.
The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
It's CoRnY
Because german soldiers like to march in the shade