Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

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What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

Why is the number 6 always angry?

Because 789

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What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

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What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.