Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.