Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

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What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.