Math hue.
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
Because Jesus WEPt.
Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was
Because 789
Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME
an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
A: Post office.
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