Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

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How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

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What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.