Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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What is Jesus' favorite gun?

a nail gun!

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!