What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

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Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?

AA, Eh

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

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What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

Why did Ginger go to the psych ward?

Ginger snaps

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What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.