What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why are Canadians atheist?

Because they are Eh-theists.

What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

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Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

What do you call a lock with low self-confidence?

Insecure.

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

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What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

Why did Ginger go to the psych ward?

Ginger snaps

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What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!