Your spine.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Ant Man
They both contain locked up loonies!
an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Because if they had one more, they would be 240.
A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.
Math hue.
It contained a borscht ton.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
It couldn't contain itself.
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Spine
It's CoRnY
A Pedo File.
McBongald's
It was asbestos they could do at the time!
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
It may contain viruses.
A coconut!
A: Post office.
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.
ARRRR Rated Movies!
ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*
With fade out and to credits.
They end up in a shallow grave.
Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.
It's three letters in. "H".
The USS Arrrrrr
not enough
The letter P.
High Definition
If you burn it you get stoned
Judo
Dill dough