Your spine.
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Coffee Mug
Ant Man
They both contain locked up loonies!
an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Because if they had one more, they would be 240.
A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.
Math hue.
It contained a borscht ton.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
It couldn't contain itself.
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Spine
It's CoRnY
A Pedo File.
McBongald's
It was asbestos they could do at the time!
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
It may contain viruses.
A coconut!
A: Post office.
Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
To the lo mein menu
Because they were Russian!
Because they hate Capitalism.
Stop crying and viper your nose.
stopping it with a shovel
Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.
Michael Jackson
Because one more would be too farty.
If there were one more it would be two-farty!
They both like a tight seal.
Looking for the tight seal
He wanted to find a tight seal.
Theyre always on the lookout for a tight seal.
