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What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?

His brother with the laptop.

What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

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How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

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What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

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What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

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