What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican?

Juan-ton soup

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?

Wonton

Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet