What is the definition of an optimist?

A: An accordion player with a pager.

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What is the definition of masurbation?

Coming unscrewed

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

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What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.