What is the definition of an optimist?

A: An accordion player with a pager.

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What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

What's the definition of a good tax accountant?

Someone who has a loophole named after him.

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How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"