What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me

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How do you get girls?

Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

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What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me

What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress