What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me

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What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

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What do you call a lamppost in Niger?

Progress.

What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress