Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

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How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.

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What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

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What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym?

Sasquats

How to spot an idiot at the gym?

They put a water bottle where the Pringles go.

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

Why can you only date girls named Ana?

because I got a tattoo that says Ana