Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

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What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

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What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

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Why can you only date girls named Ana?

because I got a tattoo that says Ana

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.