Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

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What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

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How do you find Will Smith in a heavy snow storm?

Try to find the fresh prints

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

What do black people and dividing by zero have in common?

They don't work.

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What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au

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What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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Why can you only date girls named Ana?

because I got a tattoo that says Ana

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.