Because black people make "Wong" decisions!
If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.
Black people can't swim. -.-
Because two Wongs can't make a white.
A Wok in the Park
Because two Wongs don't make a white
Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.
Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!