Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

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What's the name of China's new atmosphere-cleanup program?

The Desolation of Smog.

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

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Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

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Why can't an Asian couple have a white child?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

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Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.