Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

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What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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Why can't an Asian couple have a white child?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.