Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

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What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

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Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

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Why can't Chinese people have white babies?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.