Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

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Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

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Why are there no white chinese people?

It's because two Wongs don't make a white.

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.