Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.