When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

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Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

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What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

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What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day