When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

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What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

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When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.