When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

Fry Day Jokes More Fry Day Jokes

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day