When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

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Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

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When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day