What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What do you call a fear of deadly snakes?

Common sense.

What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

Fry Day Jokes More Fry Day Jokes

When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.