What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

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Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

Fry Day Jokes More Fry Day Jokes

When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.