What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

Fry Day Jokes More Fry Day Jokes

When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day