What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

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What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

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When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day