What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

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Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

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What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

What disease does a married man have?

onejina

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Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

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What do cows get when they are sick?

Hay Fever

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!