What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

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What disease do neckbeard mosquitos give you?

M'laria.

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

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What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

What Pablo Escobar And Other Narcos Fear Most?

LEGALIZATION

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What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

What do cows get when they are sick?

Hay Fever