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Leonitis
Glock coma
ma'lady
Gilles de la gourmette
Leon-itis.
GERMany.
parkin'sins
Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.
plague-arism
On account of the coffin.
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Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.
A mallard-y
Ma'lady
M'laria.
tuber-culosis
Let's name our sandwich shop after it
The clap.
boffin spongiform encephalopathy
Slow clap
because they're inbred
Hay Fever!
Shingles.
The Bilbonic plague.
Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?
They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
Because it's the first date.
They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.
The doctor said it was all in her head
the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41
The Eng gland.
A diseased beaver on your organ.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
They don't find them Hume-erous.
One is a group of cunning runts.
Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...
Women's Sports.
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Fang mail.
A spaniel.