The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "
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It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.
Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!
1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat
That sounded a lot better in my head
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
Garry Oldman.
Everyone has the same DNA.
They're both D-composed.
The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.
Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system
Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny
