How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

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What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

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What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

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What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore