How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

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How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

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What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!