How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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How did the stoner die?

Blunt force trauma.

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

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What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

Why can you only drown a hipster in a tributary?

Because, it isn't mainstream.

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

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What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu