Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

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What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

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It ran out of juice.

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21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

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Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

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Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.