Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

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What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

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Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.