Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

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Who won the race?

Society.

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

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How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

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Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

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Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.