Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

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What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why is Reddit different from Facebook?

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Which award did the knoc knock joke get?

The nobel prize.

Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ?

Ph.P.

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What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?

A catastrophe !

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim