Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.
All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!
He didn't want to be Obeast.
From the looks of it, your dad won
everyone
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
He removed the appendix!
It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
A little plaque.
It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim