Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

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They heard it was a Superfund site.

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The constellation prize.

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I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

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How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

What does Kim Jong Un do when he's angry?

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What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!

What's the award for being the world's best dentist?

A little plaque.

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?

A catastrophe !