Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

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What is censorship?

removed

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?

A catastrophe !