Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.

Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?

The hip Doctor!

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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.

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Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

What is a sorcerer's least favorite disease?

A staff infection