Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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What did they call Glenn Frey when he was in the hospital?

An Illeagle

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

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Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

What is a sorcerer's least favorite disease?

A staff infection