Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

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What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.

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removed

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Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

What is a sorcerer's least favorite disease?

A staff infection