Splinter Jokes

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.