How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

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How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

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What do you call a feminist from LA?

A SoCal Justice Warrior.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

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How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.