How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles?

Madagascar

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

La Jokes More La Jokes

Who takes the best selfies in LA?

I need someone good to do mine.

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Splinter Jokes More Splinter Jokes

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

Smash Jokes More Smash Jokes

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

Old Bulb Jokes More Old Bulb Jokes

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.