How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

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How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

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Who takes the best selfies in LA?

I need someone good to do mine.

What do you call a feminist from LA?

A SoCal Justice Warrior.

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Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

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What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.