How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

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How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

What do you call a feminist from LA?

A SoCal Justice Warrior.

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Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

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What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

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How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.