What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

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What's the best part of having a kid?

The chewy center.

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What keeps running and doesn't get tired?

A Kenyan child.

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

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What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man?

A: Stupid!

Polack Jokes More Polack Jokes

How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5, one to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.