What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

Stupid Jokes More Stupid Jokes

What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man?

A: Stupid!

What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?

Stupid.

Polack Jokes More Polack Jokes

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5, one to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.