What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

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What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

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Why can every black person run so fast?

Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

Why are Native American strippers the best?

When they dance they make it rain.

What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?

Stupid.

What did the Cherokee-Polish couple name their firstborn?

Running Stupid

Polack Jokes More Polack Jokes

How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5, one to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.