What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

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Why did the native american hate snow?

It's white and on his land.

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

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What did the Cherokee-Polish couple name their firstborn?

Running Stupid

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5, one to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.