How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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What do you say to a broken Xbox One?

Nothing, you already said it twice.

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

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How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.