How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

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What is it called when one punches a stripper?

A hoedown!

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

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What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.