How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What did the computer say?

too weak.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Differ Jokes More Differ Jokes

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.