Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

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Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

What's the difference between r/showerthoughts and Jaden Smith's twitter?

Capitalization.

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Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music?

Metal.

Whats a sugar free drink's favorite abbreviation?

0mg

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How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

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Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.