Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

S Jokes More S Jokes

What was the Mathematician's Favorite Johnny Depp Movie?

s of the Carribean.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.