Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.