Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

S Jokes More S Jokes

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Whats 2 + 2 ?

A math problem.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

What is Caitlyn Jenner's favorite song?

More than a Woman by the BeeGees

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!