Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pest and vermin?

Walt Disney.

What's the difference between Texas and Russia?

One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'