Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

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Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

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What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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It's not there.

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How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain?

Nine-Nine-Nine

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Friends.

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Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

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How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?