Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

Whats best joke aboot canada?

I'm canadian and i was just wondering

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

3.5 Inch Jokes More 3.5 Inch Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?