Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

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Try to disable sticky keys.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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They are all trans-sisters.

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A Dell.

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His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

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Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

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How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.