Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a mexicans favorite type basketball?

Juan on Juan

What's the longest word in English?

smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

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Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

3.5 Inch Jokes More 3.5 Inch Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?