Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

A frog in a blender !

Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

3.5 Inch Jokes More 3.5 Inch Jokes

How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?