a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy
A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.
A elevator can raise a kid
Try to disable sticky keys.
They are all trans-sisters.
A Dell.
His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
Their miscarriage
His grades were below sea level
Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy
Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.