Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans?

The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a really famous corn?

Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

3.5 Inch Jokes More 3.5 Inch Jokes

How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.