Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

Whats Dj Khaleds Favourite Jetski Brand?

Kawasakey

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

Why did my computer just say hello?

Oh, that's right. It's A Dell.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

What do you call a guy who makes "women in the kitchen" jokes?

Single.

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

3.5 Inch Jokes More 3.5 Inch Jokes

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.