What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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Why did my computer just say hello?

Oh, that's right. It's A Dell.

What do you call gigabytes in Africa?

They can't afford computers in Africa.

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What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.