What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET

Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?

It contained a borscht ton.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!