What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How do Russians watch online movies?

Nyetflix!

What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.