What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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Because it's Russki.

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What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80

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Buckaneer

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What did the computer say?

too weak.

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

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He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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It took a date....