What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

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Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

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How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!