What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

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What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago