Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do your internal organs call their dating life?

Their homie-hoe-status

How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

Wind Gust Jokes More Wind Gust Jokes

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago