How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

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What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ?

A second line

Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.