How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

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What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

What is a Catholic priest's dream second job?

Warden at juvenile detention center.