How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

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What do you ask from Santa Claus this year?

Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

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When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'