Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.