Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison?

Ancestry.com

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park