Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

What do you call a second grader with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What's the difference between a woman and a man?

A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What do old people smell like?

Depends

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.