Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
Madam President.
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
Because she was a little tart.
A: Pretty good
Because she's a medium
Your so fly man
There close to the ground.
Life support.
