Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)
When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.
A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.
A: Pretty good
BLE-YATCH!
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
A bus full of old people
A stand up driver.
