Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit?

edit: nevermind...

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth?

Synthia

Why was Mr. Behaving sad?

His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.