Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What are you thinking of?

He says: "Nothing." and disappears.

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison?

Ancestry.com

What did the first lesbian vampire say to the second lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a man?

A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary