Indentured servitude.
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They both get ditched in the park
GET OFF MY LAN!
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Life support.
A bus full of old people
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
Depends.
Depends
A stand up driver.
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Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
They're cramming for the final.
They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.
There's too much racket
They look in the obituary
I don't remember.
There close to the ground.
roommates
Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
Cause you've already reddit!
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)
The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"
Nah brah, tadah brah!
Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!
You stop milking a cow after 150 years.
if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."
he didn't want to show up for the finals
The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .
