What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

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Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

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Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

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What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.