What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

Hows your incontinence?

Depends."

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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

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What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.