Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

TUH KEELLUHHH!!!

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?

Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?

Insomnia Jokes More Insomnia Jokes

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist?

A psychiatric tryst.