Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.
and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
Because they always want to be right.
Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway
flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea
He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.
You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.
irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
