What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

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What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

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Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

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How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")