How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

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How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

French Jokes More French Jokes

How does one French arsonist flirt with another one?

Voulez-vous brler avec moi ce soir?"

What does a french sheep say?

Ca ba?

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

Why is that frisbee getting bigger?

Then it hits me.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What is a french bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!