How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

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Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's the craziest type of bread?

Banana Nut Bread!

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain?

A masochrist.

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

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What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre