How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

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How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

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How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

A: When it's french fried.

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

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How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

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What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me