How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

How do pirates like their jigsaws?

A: In pieces of eight.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why are bakeries always so depressing?

They're bread inside.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ?

Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre