What feels good in the west but feels c...

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

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How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?

Cotton mouth

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Why didn't the Cancer Cowboy head out West?

He was afraid of Chemo-sabe.

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

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What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

Why did all the native people move out East?

Because there is no work out there.