Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

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Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

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What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.