Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

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What's blue and sings alone?

Dan Ackroyd.

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

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Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

What's the difference between Bono and God?

God doesn't go around thinking he's Bono.