Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

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How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

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What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

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What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

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What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot"

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Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.