Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

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What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

Why is Klezmer music so addictive?

Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!

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What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

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What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

What does a redneck say for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"

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Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

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Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

Pickup Truck Jokes More Pickup Truck Jokes

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

New Air Brake Jokes More New Air Brake Jokes

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.