Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

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How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

Pickup Truck Jokes More Pickup Truck Jokes

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

New Air Brake Jokes More New Air Brake Jokes

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.