Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

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She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

A: Because he tried to get fresh.

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Because they'd been floored by his punch.

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

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How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

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Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.