Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

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What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

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Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

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Which color confuses an idiot?

Blue

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

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Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.